Why Should I Buy a Cloud?
The main reason to buy now is that Heaven is filling up a lot faster than most people realise. For thousands of years, people have been beating a path to Heaven's Gate and room is limited. Global warming is likely to have a profound effect on space in Heaven. We're sure you don't want to endure endless suffering just because the planet has heated up ... and neither do your friends and relatives.
The Day of Reckoning:
How would you feel if when the day came to travel, you had to climb up the Stairway to Heaven, all excited with your suitcase and Angel robes, and at the top you then got stuck in a long line waiting to get through those wonderful Pearly Gates. Days, maybe weeks pass, and you finally arrive at the front of the line and He tells you that there is no more room. If you had reserved your spot with us, there wouldn’t have been this problem. You would have a short flight on the famous Airway to Heaven and a VIP pass, gone straight to the front of the line, and been chauffeur driven to your beautiful new cloud.
The very best that you could have hoped to happen would be that you gained entry to Heaven....but then you would be stuck renting a cloud instead of owning one. You would almost certainly have to share - possibly with people whose harp-playing skills leave a lot to be desired. Only the smallest and least desirable clouds are usually available to rent, but by owning your own one you guarantee it is fresh and ready for your arrival, this month only, complete with a beautiful silver lining and a FREE HARP.
What we offer:
The gift pack is fully personalised with the name of the recipient(s) and makes a fun, but deadly serious gift for any occasion! It really is the gift that lasts forever; what present lasts longer than eternity?